Husband turns and says, “I thought we were both taking her to the park why aren’t you going, what are you doing?”
Wife turns and replies, “Well, I did just finish cooking dinner, besides I just got lazy.”
Husband responds smirking, “Oh so it’s only ok for you to be lazy huh?”
Wife turns to reply and just smiles mentally responding, “Yeah and I have the scar to prove it!”
Man…gotta love being married!